Never regret anything that has happened in your life, it cannot be changed, undone, or forgotten, so take it as a lesson learned and move on.

Thanks so much for the advice. You can also apply it to yourself: don't regret posting this dumb status; learn from it and move on.

She laughs at my dreams, but I dream about her laughter.

Whoever "She" is, is probably laughing at this or is embarrassed, just as you should be, that you made this your status.

Ratatouille

That's all? You went out of your way to post that? Well, be sure to update again when its over so i can continue NOT EVEN TALKING TO YOU

.....well that sucked

WHAT SUCKED

Aww coyotes:(

.................. nuff said.

Hahah apparently the BCS National Championship is so important that god is concentrated on using Cam Newton and Auburn as his tool to beat Oregon and not helping starving people or something else far more important than college football

As intelligent and analytical as you sound, you don't. Get a tumblr.

I am only guilty of one thing... doing the most :/

Is this bad? What's with the :/ face??

After Cam Newton's postgame interview and dedication to God, I am now okay with Auburn winning the National Championship.

Didn't know your approval was needed...

THANK YOU @Christine Campbell FOR FINDING MY PHONE!!!! :D

It was lost?

Well, hot & heavy, pumpkin pie, chocolate candy, Jesus Christ
There ain’t nothin’ please me more than you

Huh? This doesn't even rhyme.

gymboo

Huh? Like a gym? Don't clarify. I don't really care.

@Noah *********, @Sage ******** PEEP THE EYEBROWS..
youtube.com/watch?v=BhGaQx7_5Ow

They have walls for this, you know.

monday night snowboarding on campus

More like monday night Facebook status update on campus

confusionnn

Same, like why'd you post this status.

Be careful....Karma's a Bitch !

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investigate all you want. you dont have shit.

This is incredibly defensive.